Kids say the darndest things!

I told Silas he had a cute bum and he gives me this funny look. "What do you mean?" he says . I said "I think you have a cute bum" He looks at me like I am really wierd and says "But Mom, poop comes out of it!"

Jonas asks Eric the other day " Is Mom older than you Dad?" Eric says "Yes, why do you ask?" Jonas replies " Well I kinda thought Mom was bigger than you, so that must mean she is older."

(Just for the record I am NOT bigger than Eric)